this isn’t a nightmare! this is really happening! and unlike the poor kids stuck reading this dreck for entertainment back in the day, you have to wait until tomorrow for part two.
interesting note regarding the first page, this was obviously before photoshop was a thing, so some poor harvey comics sweatshop slave likely had to go xerox all those team logos at exactly the right size to cut out and glue to the original art.
Leno: “Actually, on the second season, I’m going to be hosting. They didn’t tell you that part.”
Which explains Arsenio’s look, above.
Why, Arsenio? Why?
Are those…are those T-shirts??? Like some stupid “orange out” thing? Is this what’s going on in NEW YORK when I turn my back for a second? Is this Denver or something?? Are we in Utah???? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE OKLAHOMA CITY TO YOU????
THIS IS THE GARDEN!!!! THE MECCA OF BASKETBALL!!! WHERE LEGENDS, MUTHAFUKKIN LEGENDS, PLAYED!!!! WE DON’T NEED NO DAMN GIMMICK!!! GET THAT CHEAP ASS SHIT OUTTA HERE!!!!
OK, I’m being reminded we’re 53 games out of the last playoff spot and I should calm the fuck down.